Software Engineer (European) @softengineerguy
I'm a Parisian proud to be building software in Europe in-between lunch breaks (without AI) Paris 🇫🇷 Joined June 2025-
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@antinertia I can't wait to live off the government
Some American investor sent me GitHub Copilot as a “gift" I opened it once, it suggested code that worked I immediately uninstalled it, called the police, and reported it for working during lunch hours Now the investor is in a French jail and my mistress says the new intern is even hotter Moral of the story: AI has no respect for la pause déjeuner (lunch)
@Tyler_Rongi bonjour
hi i’m Matthieu! Based in Paris looking to make more friends in the startup world & tech community :) a lil bit about me: -i don't work hard -i never skipped a lunch -my mistress is hotter than your wife -i don't worry about ARR will meet for lunch if you pay 🇫🇷
Yesterday I got one of our customers arrested But before you judge me, hear me out I got to the office early (at 10:35am) and my pager duty went off Our web service was down This meant it had to be fixed urgently By the time we found the root cause it was already lunch time Now as you know in Paris we never skip lunch So at 12pm sharp we left for Les Deux Magots As I sat there sipping wine I noticed my co-worker answering his phone Not to jump to conclusions I asked him who it was It was our customer he said They were affected by the outage I immediately called the police Since as you know it's illegal to call someone after work hours in france (it was lunch time) Are they still a customer? No... But the important thing is that the law was upheld Plus we don't have to fix the outage anymore In France we call this a win/win
@craigzLiszt you americans are such unserious people
@troyaitken_ women’s names should be treated with respect, it’s disgusting what you americans will do for ARR
@dianalokada you american’s are so weird
@paularambles in france we call this ‘La passion’
@janaksunil he’s probably just on holiday (it’s european, you wouldn’t understand)
@chasedownleads what’s Zyn? (i’m european)
@embersunn not me (i’m european and i’m still on holiday)
my mistress just called that she’s having a baby (not mine) but I’m not worried at all you see in Europe it’s all about work life balance you get 12 months of pay when your wife gives birth and six months when your mistress give birth you’re probably wondering how my wife is handling this do not she’s with her lover in Paris right now and too busy having his child to think about me anyway, I hope when I come back from maternity leave that AI has taken my job if I’m out of work, the government will pay my rent and childcare god I love sweden
@asharoraa guess who doesn’t care about AI (i’m European)
@SinaHartung not me, i’m european
American engineers have it all wrong. Burnout is not a phase but a failure of management. Absence of stress is a measure of success not ARR. Just one more sprint, NO. Do it next quarter. Also, i'll never get over the fact that I was put on a call over a weekend once in 2015
american’s will buy a sauna so they can work harder european’s go to the sauna so they can work less we are not the same
i’ve been exposed, it’s over for me
hi i’m matteo! Based in sweden looking to make more friends in the startup world & tech community :) a lil bit about me: -don't like to work too hard -never skip lunch -my gf is way hotter than yours -i don't worry about arr will meet for lunch if you pay 🇸🇪
What’s stopping you from moving to Europe?
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