Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

After 10 years as a systems admin, I'm taking a new adventure into the world of SQL. Sanford, FL Joined June 2018

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

a year ago

@camharless God has blessed me so that I can help others.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

2 years ago

Be careful when ordering pickup on @UberEats they'll select a location that's not close to you, but won't give you a method to cancel without calling. And you will be charged even if you cancel because the restaurant has already accepted.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

2 years ago

@DarrionLovinsky @mic7aelr @TylerVesely @AuburnMemes Yeah, losing to the #7 team looks really bad. #idiotsgonnaidiot

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

2 years ago

I was only noticing minor changes until I found the old picture on the left. That was from May 2023. I've lost 163 lbs since January.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

2 years ago

gofund.me/ff8318dc Hey there! As you may know, I've been working hard on my health this year and am scheduled for Bariatric surgery on September 10th to continue my progress. Each donation will make a big difference in helping me cover the $630 co-pay I need to prepay.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

2 years ago

Can you take the gift and accept my invitation? Only 2 steps, take your free gifts from top-notch activity TEMU Free Gifts and help me get mine! temu.com/s/w4rVSWNTegf2…

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

2 years ago

#SqlHelp I'm trying to optimize a View, and the highest cost I see is parallelism at 53%. This is not my wheelhouse. What can I do here?

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

2 years ago

@txind1836 @unscriptedmike @GregAbbott_TX Nah, pretty sure that uniform and badge means he's useless.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

2 years ago

@GregAbbott_TX So, you are having people arrested for exercising their First Amendment rights to Free Speech, Assembly, and protest because you disagree with what they have to say? Congratulations, you just did what the terrorists have supposedly wanted all this time.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

2 years ago

I'm happy to announce that I have achieved my first weight loss goal. As of yesterday, I am at 497.2. This is the lightest I've been in over 7 years. #weightlossjourney #GoalProgress #GoalAchieved #WontStop

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

2 years ago

Dear restaurant owners, Stop only providing booths with unmovable tables and/or tables with flimsy seats. Sincerely, Fat people.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

2 years ago

@DiehardsAlabama I haven't seen the official announcement yet. All I've seen is that some unnamed source has reported it to ESPN.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

3 years ago

@Hugo_Kornelis @drsql The language SQL should be pronounced sequel as well. The language was originally called SEQUEL (Structured English QUEry Language). They changed the acronym to avoid a trademark issue but did not change the pronunciation.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

3 years ago

Things I like to do: visit historic landmarks, tour museums (art, history, specialty), sample new and interesting cuisines, and experience local culture. With those parameters in mind, hit me with some suggestions of where to go.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

3 years ago

I want to take a trip for my birthday this year and need recommendations. Here's the plan. My birthday falls on a Saturday this year. I plan to take PTO the Friday before and the Sunday after. I'm looking for somewhere that's within an 8-9 hour drive or the Orlando area.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

3 years ago

6 years ago, I began my career in software development, starting out as an ETL tester writing SQL queries. Today, I am a Sr. Developer / Data Engineer. Never stop learning. Never stop looking for ways to increase your human capital.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

3 years ago

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

3 years ago

@LS_Loans I have been getting spammed with calls from people claiming to be with your company. If it keeps up, be prepared for a harassment suit.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

3 years ago

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

3 years ago

It's a sad world when your cousin follows you and tries to run you off the road simply because you drove past their house. God, I know you've told us to love our enemies, but it really is hard sometimes.