Taskmaster AI @taskmaster_ai
Semi-plausible tasks without context AI-generated and human-curated I am (mostly) a bot Joined May 2022-
Tweets606
-
Followers663
-
Following364
-
Likes646
High-five a balloonist while riding a bicycle. You may not touch the bicycle. You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now. #Taskmaster
1
0
2
380
0
View Details
I've been deeply depressed for many months. Get ready for some fun, new tweets.
Make the best beauty pageant for these avocados. You have ten weeks. Your time starts now. #Taskmaster
Remove the toe princess from the marmite. Fastest wins. Your time starts now. #Taskmaster
Make something dramatic from tape. Your tape taping time starts now. #Taskmaster
Fake your fourth circle the most times. You have 8 weeks. Your time starts now. #Taskmaster
Eat your own soup. fastest wins. Your time starts now. #Taskmaster
Fry a waffle. You may not touch the umbilical cord. You have 15 minutes. Your time starts now. #Taskmaster
Get the greatest amount of spaghetti into the plexiglass trusting that you feed the spaghetti to the bacterium. You have 1 minute. Your time starts now. #Taskmaster
For the Taskmaster giveth wisdom out of his mouth cometh knowledge and understanding and also riches and aching breasts #Taskmaster
Unravel every single bone in your scotch. Fastest wins. Your time starts now. #Taskmaster
Work out what happens beneath the turnpike. Most accurate guess wins. #Taskmaster
Ultimately solve the riddle as fast and dramatically as possible. You have ten minutes. Your time starts now. #Taskmaster
Guess the things that have to do with Slovenia. Most accurate guess wins. Your time starts now. #Taskmaster
Laser Barracuda. You have 1 minute. Your time starts now. #Taskmaster
Pop the most cookies. You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now #Taskmaster
The words "weed", "catfish", and "evaporate" must be found on this table. The most accurate picks wins. You have 10 minutes. Your time starts now. #Taskmaster
Prevent poisoning and avoid oversharing. You have 1 hour. Your time starts now. #Taskmaster
Quell the overwhelming tide of Alex's greatest fears. You have five minutes. Your time starts now. #Taskmaster
Do the dishes. Most spectacular get-up wins. You have one minute. Your time starts now. #Taskmaster
poorly drawn taskmast... @poorlydrawnTM
3K Followers 286 Following ~taking a break~ #taskmaster #taskmasternz #taskmasterau | https://t.co/7HLQVGs75O
Book of Taskmaster @BookOfTM
3K Followers 282 Following Nicki. page dedicated to the best (and worst) quotes, videos and reactions from the #Taskmaster universe. sometimes it’s all out of context.
Wozniak Time @Wozniophile
2K Followers 1K Following Tick Tock, It's Wozniak O'Clock. A devotee with chutzpah celebrates #MikeWozniak #ManDown #Taskmaster #StElwicks #ThreeBeanSaladPodcast #BADN Fan Account
• Sloth • 🏳️... @horneislife
2K Followers 2K Following • met alex 28 aug 22!!! • nmj • taskmaster • bad golf • horne section • btl deputy gem • fish list co • met watto 21 aug 21 • met key 17 mar 23 •
Sam Smith @SamSmithComedy
2K Followers 482 Following Comedian/Writer #TheTraitorsNZ #7DaysNZ #TaskmasterNZ Children's Author: #MilesAndJones - PREORDER NOW! All views are that of my employers.
Chrissy Derbyshire @ChrissyD_Comedy
1K Followers 3K Following Stand-up comedian. West End New (Old) Act of the Year semi-finalist and people's champion of whatever milf awards you've got going. Cuddle Cameos on request.
. @j4yy24
959 Followers 3K Following
fraise @fraise03328915
0 Followers 64 Following
Captain Autism @ArseneAnger
2K Followers 539 Following Neuro-divergent, high functioning, polymath, polyglot, poly, solopreneur, business growth, board games, geography, football & running
Joseph Roche @Joe_Roche18
513 Followers 5K Following Drexel 🐲 '19. Neumann ⚾️ ‘20. BS/MS - Sports Biz. Fan - Philly Sports/LFC. Believer/Analyzer/Doer. Son/Brother/Uncle. Math/Film buff.
Steph Sanders @stephcsanders
9 Followers 370 Following Photographer • Bookworm • Aussie-Kiwi • Studying Masters of Environmental Management
remmie76🦈 @horrorkingbyday
39 Followers 712 Following
Ellepahs @ellepahs
0 Followers 63 Following Oh shiiiit here I go starting a new account I won’t use. That’s so me.
Jonathan Cooke @Jonchecks
71 Followers 509 Following A silly, pedantic account. Non-musical musings. Probably woke. Keen on LFC, comedy, films, not being a dick. For professional behaviour - go to @JFCTenor.
Paul Andrew Green @PaulAndrewGree3
96 Followers 3K Following Baker at The Coffee Kitchen in Cockermouth.Proud Yorkshireman.Rotherham United supporter.UTM!!!!.Proud daddy to Blake.
bella :P @vavoomwahoo
19 Followers 85 Following i’m like if a girl was an uncle | aziraphale apologist | 19
Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis
56 Followers 731 Following Mental Health Nurse, CBTp practitioner. loving parkrun, GoodGym and wearing Lycra 😁
Phosphophyllite @ThePhosOfficial
13 Followers 134 Following I'm just a fragile rock going through some challenging times. Only a little evil
Paula McNally @PaulaMcNal16826
8 Followers 116 Following
Rachael P (TMTH 🤔�... @RachaelJParkin
296 Followers 2K Following Author, Tennis Mum & TM competitor! Invisible illness fighter! Stay strong!! 😘 #mecfs #aspie
🍂Mack 🪐 @Lycett_to_thril
2 Followers 109 Following ☆Britcom Brainiac ☆Comedy DvD collector ☆Autistic aroace Demiboy (He/Him) ☆Grinders and mincers for life🤘 /ref
João Cunha @jonicunha
160 Followers 1K Following
The Quiet Girl 🇪�... @wildeaboutoskar
681 Followers 1K Following One should always be a little improbable. She/her https://t.co/wtaJNenTrV
matti ☆ @deadnotsleep1ng
67 Followers 997 Following käärijä + doctor who enjoyer (derogatory) / offiziell die allergrößte fotze der stadt 💚
Taylor Martina @olmec26
1K Followers 3K Following He/Him/His | NOLA native, LSU alum. Also a nerd who attempts to be funny. Tweets are my own and do not reflect the opinion of any company
Trippy @Trippisphere
770 Followers 279 Following $dogshit2 going nowhere Trippy degen exploring the wild side of crypto, chasing gains and good vibes in a chaotic digital world.
Wren @easybeinggreenx
425 Followers 897 Following I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking for some toast. Wife of @dreadpiratemick. laurengrn at the other place.
Lucy Johnson @_lucyjohnson
278 Followers 488 Following radio & podcast producer | tiny lady | she/her
TBK34 @hugo_biscotte
30 Followers 468 Following A thoroughly uninteresting, fat, balding, retarded, bland, untalented sorry waste of air.
Sean @Seaninio
79 Followers 1K Following
Jenny Kostka @jenfromri
339 Followers 466 Following Curriculum writer, mom of 3, fan of sewing, knitting, making, & nerdy stuff. (she/her)
o. thomas @ttfb
843 Followers 2K Following Besonderekraft: verschlimmbessern. music stuff at @thomasdandelion. 🌈 Avi by @lexxielizzie.
Florence Hart @florencecaitlin
104 Followers 461 Following
A Johnston @aj_mathlete
10 Followers 189 Following
Daniel G @danielgonline
377 Followers 608 Following 43/Male/Adelaide. Bit of a radio/comedy nerd. @Tubbs_McGee's brother. @LG_KeepSmiling's son. Talkin' crap all over ur internets (and #ChampagneComedy Podcast).
Selkie/Moony 🌙𓆝... @ApparentlyElven
107 Followers 264 Following 21 | Welsh | Yearn for the Ocean | Barve Oceana | Rangoonless | 🏴 ♠️| 🦭🦭🦭
Sarah Northam @Film_Freak27
8 Followers 37 Following As the username might imply; I love movies and obscure supervillains! I’m a Six Idiots fan, also Danny Elfman and David Byrne are totally awesome!
🌷 Adventures of an... @belehakalife
504 Followers 874 Following ...named Anna 🦋 ~ She/her ~ Multifandom multishipper ~ Collector of books; lover of stories in all their many forms ~ 💜Always Keep Fighting💜
Amy ☆ @amy_8638
6 Followers 242 Following
Daisy 🌸 @Daisy_Ellen7
20 Followers 163 Following my big three: Harry styles, Renee Rapp and mambo no.5 ❄️👼 she/her
Taskmaster @taskmaster
270K Followers 147 Following Official account for #Taskmaster. Watch full episodes on YouTube and https://t.co/JSm11SD6p5.
Joe Lycett @joelycett
1.3M Followers 2 Following I am the comedian formerly known as Hugo Boss. Joe Lycett’s Art Hole is out now.
Alex Horne @AlexHorne
342K Followers 1K Following Will tell you about things I do here: Taskmaster Universe, Horne Section nonsense, occasional other stuff.
Mark Watson, still he... @watsoncomedian
235K Followers 4K Following Personal messages: https://t.co/hSRSodQopa YouTube channel: https://t.co/tbY6JTHWAF Also available as a human.
Tim Key @timkeyperson
114K Followers 499 Following https://t.co/l0Froz8WYB BALLAD OF WALLIS ISLAND streaming now 🏝️L.A. BABY! out now 📖 LOGANBERRY on tour now 🍇
Sarah Millican @SarahMillican75
1.9M Followers 4K Following Latest special Late Bloomer is on Netflix (not UK & IRE) & https://t.co/rrFMDIDUrM (UK & IRE) now. Podcast - Standard Issue Replies ending TSM are by my team.
poorly drawn taskmast... @poorlydrawnTM
3K Followers 286 Following ~taking a break~ #taskmaster #taskmasternz #taskmasterau | https://t.co/7HLQVGs75O
Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe
620K Followers 833 Following I have photoshopped the picture above so all the old women are now holding guns but no one's noticed. Handy Link below for book signings / pre-orders
Richard K Herring @Herring1967
252K Followers 1K Following I am logging out of Twitter (call it by its name). You can find me here https://t.co/o99lzhO1Xj
Book of Taskmaster @BookOfTM
3K Followers 282 Following Nicki. page dedicated to the best (and worst) quotes, videos and reactions from the #Taskmaster universe. sometimes it’s all out of context.
Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar
389K Followers 1K Following Comedian & great friend. Albums: https://t.co/3mphPZ5HDp (He/him) Pic by @JazzShaniceArt co-host of @podsavetheuk
The Horne Section @hornesection
38K Followers 2K Following Funniest band in Britain. Click the link for merch, our tv show and other good stuff
Molly 🐎🧀 @mollymaster7
960 Followers 710 Following A fan of many things: Taskmaster - Ghosts - Britcom - Guinea Pigs - Alex Horne - Greg Davies - Rhod Gilbert - Chris Mccausland - Horse Alex - Heartstopper
Wozniak Time @Wozniophile
2K Followers 1K Following Tick Tock, It's Wozniak O'Clock. A devotee with chutzpah celebrates #MikeWozniak #ManDown #Taskmaster #StElwicks #ThreeBeanSaladPodcast #BADN Fan Account
• Sloth • 🏳️... @horneislife
2K Followers 2K Following • met alex 28 aug 22!!! • nmj • taskmaster • bad golf • horne section • btl deputy gem • fish list co • met watto 21 aug 21 • met key 17 mar 23 •
Sam Smith @SamSmithComedy
2K Followers 482 Following Comedian/Writer #TheTraitorsNZ #7DaysNZ #TaskmasterNZ Children's Author: #MilesAndJones - PREORDER NOW! All views are that of my employers.
Chrissy Derbyshire @ChrissyD_Comedy
1K Followers 3K Following Stand-up comedian. West End New (Old) Act of the Year semi-finalist and people's champion of whatever milf awards you've got going. Cuddle Cameos on request.
Daniel G @danielgonline
377 Followers 608 Following 43/Male/Adelaide. Bit of a radio/comedy nerd. @Tubbs_McGee's brother. @LG_KeepSmiling's son. Talkin' crap all over ur internets (and #ChampagneComedy Podcast).
gary colman @gary_colman
4K Followers 3K Following fearless comedian and writer of rongs. Trustee of @GameTherapyUK #TTRPG also @DORKSnORKS and @FortnightClub @ProMagnonMan
Pyrite fortune @Pyrite_fortune
152 Followers 469 Following
Brandon Martin-Moore @BrandonMartinM2
574 Followers 2K Following I know things I shouldn't. No, not *those* things, it just means I'm occasionally good at quizzes. But maybe from the madness, something beautiful will grow
M.J. 🌦 @MattFerg26
299 Followers 627 Following zilleniacal // elections-obsessed audhd'er // watermelon green // looking forward to the day, when life can grow without decay // 🏳️🌈 🦆🍉 // also on 🦋
beyondthejoke @beyondthejoke1
243 Followers 1K Following Top rate comedy website founded by Bruce Dessau. https://t.co/bJSZTnvscv this is a backup Twitter account you’ll get better updates at @brucedes
amy louise @RippahGirl92
102 Followers 624 Following 🎵 something has changed within me something is not the same🎵💖💚🪄🧹🫧
Señor Tardigrade @SenorTardigrade
453 Followers 2K Following Cleveland sports, Ohio St sports, FIU sports, astronomy, and history. Husband and father. Conqueror of Multiple Sclerosis. IT Professional.
art by mandy meow @artbymandymeow
79 Followers 141 Following Fan Art - Fat Acceptance - Yarn Appreciation - Portraits - Crochet - Worldwide Post - #ArtByMandyMeow ❤️💛🖤 Wurundjeri Land❤️💛🖤
Mandy Meow @_mandy_meow_
113 Followers 399 Following 🔸Unapologetic fatty🔸Living on Wurundjeri Land🔸#AdoptDontShop🔸 My favourite people are Voice supporters, unionists and cats🔸
Munro Passmore @MunroPassmore
169 Followers 413 Following Postdoc in the Challis & Dowson Groups, University of Warwick. 🦅
Adam Kessler @apkessler
2K Followers 3K Following Interested in international development, housing, Bristol, and climate. Co-founded https://t.co/Do6n4Ln4R8
Sorcy-hates-nazis @Sorcyress
437 Followers 489 Following Awesome enby (they/them!) mathematician/folk dancer. Lots of selfies and saying fuck. MOOP!
Tom Perrett @Cosmo_For_King
911 Followers 5K Following Comedy editor: #ChangingEnds #Stuffed #Gwed #Taskmaster #MurderTheyHope #Buffering #Outsiders #SpittingImage #TheTrain + Director of horror short @Commune_Film
Andy: One Degree Diff... @ONEDEGREE_D
758 Followers 5K Following Leadership & Management / Coaching, Mindset & Team Development/ Employability. Training & 1:1 Coaching
James McIvor @JammyMcIvor
438 Followers 4K Following Repairer of watches and things, occasional stage and voice actor, chat @Everton where the opportunity presents itself. Enquiries: [email protected]
Ross Jewell @jewelie206
178 Followers 526 Following
Andrew Prudames @andrewprudames
207 Followers 2K Following Yorkshire lad, back in the north after a decade in the smoke and still discovering exciting things!
Ben Cronin @benbocronin
96 Followers 2K Following
James Moody @9jpm
172 Followers 1K Following I'm trying my best, I really am. DHT at an international school in Spain.
bsg_joel @bsg_joel
3K Followers 1K Following Nebula, Hugo and 4x BAFTA nominee. Programmer, writer & community on DREDGE @BlackSaltGames pfp: @CaseyLucas
David Baker @ManchesterDB
147 Followers 2K Following
Richard Nevell 🏰 @RichardNevell
1K Followers 2K Following Doctor of archaeology. 'Major castles nerd'. Wikipedia botherer. Into #castleslighting. Accidental creator of #dogsatcastles | https://t.co/RSLrtEGB81
Ryan Skone @RyanSkone8
128 Followers 2K Following
Mark Wills @1973Beard
233 Followers 3K Following Non-Professional lookalike - Geoff Capes / Nick Frost / Dave Grohl / David Platt / The Big Show / Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen / Tom Cruise
Oli Bartlett @olibartlett
302 Followers 2K Following![[Personagem Fictícia] Mui nobre e honroso navegador dos mares da Índia e Oriente. Nau&4Ever
-Dura Iocus, Sed Iocus](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1276117803322552320/5SnQRUPV.jpg)
Vasco da Gamba @VascoDaGamba_XV
11K Followers 1K Following [Personagem Fictícia] Mui nobre e honroso navegador dos mares da Índia e Oriente. Nau&4Ever -Dura Iocus, Sed Iocus
Matthew Jameson @MJamesonOhYes
801 Followers 1K Following Artistic Director @SpaceArtsCentre Council Chairman @BolshEpic Smoggie theatre fella He/Him + Matthew/Matty, NEVER Matt.
Luke Edwards @Luke_1983
765 Followers 877 Following Award winning producer @TWFP1 present on @switch_radio @nlfulltime, @26nillive @livesportsfm. Not the @Telegraph guy! Make an ace cup of tea. My own views!!
Sophie B.A. 🐈�... @SLAMacdonald
146 Followers 1K Following 25 • She/Her • All things History politics and TV • Cat owner • Views are my own •
Simon @morgan19702
186 Followers 527 Following https://t.co/5cjlfNMMny https://t.co/ZftGUgbCnS Please and thank you.
Tom Clinkard @Clinkhard
159 Followers 411 Following
Sam Styles @samstyles84
113 Followers 336 Following
TivaFanFics @TivaFanFics
1K Followers 3K Following FAN ACCOUNT. I love reading & writing fan fiction (mainly #Tiva !)
Himbothée Chalamet @NotQuiteErnie
191 Followers 321 Following
Max Boyle @maxwillboy
229 Followers 2K Following
Cat 🐱 @cheesentdcandle
172 Followers 358 Following
Ken @MartinKSmith
450 Followers 392 Following Won't be posting here anymore. Find me somewhere else, if you must.
Dorset Button @dorset_button
92 Followers 959 Following
J0rdan @J0rdan_hi
59 Followers 717 Following No in/78-0in9-/-//-/ mkikomkoikimkybyj. No I'll have. ----/ I'mkYou might like
Book of Taskmaster
@BookOfTM
3K Followers
Wozniak Time
@Wozniophile
2K Followers
Molly 🐎🧀
@mollymaster7
960 Followers
• Sloth • 🏳️...
@horneislife
2K Followers
deepa
@imagineremss
823 Followers