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@sarahwooders brb reverse engineering a markdown file
The Pentagon has burned through so many missiles in the Iran exchange that Trump is dragging Lockheed and Raytheon CEOs into the White House like a failing factory boss demanding overtime. The military admits the Iran strike consumed more long-range munitions than 4 years of Ukraine. Trump is posting fantasies about “unlimited supply” while Raytheon can barely promise to “eventually” reach 1,000 Tomahawks a year and the Pentagon only budgeted 57 for 2026. The industrial base is so hollowed out they’re threatening contractors with punishment if they don’t ramp up, even though the system physically can’t produce at wartime tempo. America just showed the world that one regional confrontation with Iran drained decades of planning assumptions.
The empire fired off its arsenal trying to intimidate Iran, and all it achieved was exposing the hollow core of American power. A superpower doesn’t scramble for a bailout because a regional state answered back. A superpower doesn’t call defense CEOs to the White House like
"Welcome to the Board of Peace, gentlemen."
The company hired me to lead their "Agile Transformation." I don't know what Agile means. Nobody does. That's why it works. I make $425,000 a year. To move sticky notes. From left to right. On a board. The board is digital now. The sticky notes cost $80,000 in Jira licenses. Progress. Day one, I said "we need to break down silos." Everyone nodded. Silos are bad. I don't know why. But destroying them is a career. My career. I introduced "squads." Squads are teams. But disrupted. We disrupted the teams into teams. Different names. Same people. Same problems. But Agile problems now. Agile problems are strategic. A senior engineer asked what we're actually changing. I said, "The mindset." He asked what that means. I said, "It's a journey." He asked where we're going. I said, "Toward agility." He asked what agility means. I pointed at the sticky notes. They were moving left to right. That's velocity. We have velocity now. The VP of Engineering said two-week sprints don't fit their work. I said, "That's waterfall thinking." Waterfall is bad. Like silos. I don't know what waterfall is. But I know it's bad. She stopped talking. Waterfall accusations end conversations. We had a retrospective. In the retro, we discussed what went wrong. Everything went wrong. We put it on sticky notes. Then we moved the sticky notes. Into a column called "Parking Lot." The Parking Lot is where problems go to die. It's full. We don't look at it. That's agile. Velocity is up 40%. I defined velocity. I also defined the points. I also defined the stories. We're crushing it. At the things I made up. To measure. Ourselves. The CEO asked for ROI. I showed a chart. The chart went up. Charts should go up. This one did. I didn't label the Y-axis. Nobody asked. Leadership is confidence. We do standups now. Every day. We stand. For 45 minutes. Standing is agile. Sitting is waterfall. My legs hurt. But we're transforming. The transformation is now "Phase 3." Phase 1 was assessment. Phase 2 was implementation. Phase 3 is "continuous improvement." Continuous means forever. Forever means job security. I'm very secure. My contract was extended. Three more years. For "cultural impact." The culture is confused. But impacted. Agile transformation isn't about being agile. It's about transforming. Continuously. Toward more transformation. The destination is the journey. The journey is billable.
Demand for Guild Wars Reforged blew past our projections, causing long downloads for some non-Steam players. We’re adding servers & exploring new options to fix this before the weekend. Thanks for your patience!
@SkechersSpain Hola Skechers, el dueño de la tienda "Variety Fuerteventura" en Morro del Jable parece tener la costumbre de gritar y tirar los zapatos a sus clientes. ¿Estás seguro de que quieres que una persona como esta represente tu marca? Solo mira las reseñas de Google.
@JudSawyer That, and it's just bad error handling. Uninformative and unhelpful. Wrong on so many levels.
@JudSawyer One can only assume he likes oxtail soup for breakfast.
@JudSawyer From a distance of one stairmaster away? I assume you didn't go along the row, sniffing everyone in turn? If so, that's potent beef levels.
@Reuters I literally can't process the triple or quadruple negatives in this to work out what's going on.
@rotnroll666 @ManningBooks @gunnarmorling @pramodsadalage @giswqs @jrdntgn @markhneedham @mesirii Oh, I love DuckDB. I didn't know you three had done this. Now I need to get a copy.
@angrypiln Not sure I fancy a viral hotdog.
@RogerQuimbly How many criminal convictions are considered too many when running for president?
@shayla__love This is me too. And, similarly, I only found out recently that I was different in this way. But it explains a lot for me, and why I've struggled to do things other people seem to find easy.
@Matt_Pinner @brockpierson Considerably older than that.
Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy
279K Followers 49K Following Chair of European Movement UK (@EuroMove). Founder of @BylinesNetwork. Founder of @Scientists4EU. Likes: Science, politics and humanity.
Rik Van Bruggen @rvanbruggen
3K Followers 1K Following Mad about graphs, and machine learning/ai. Worked on and with Neo4j for 10,5y. Write/wrote about that on https://t.co/mirVAlXLC3. Now having fun at DevRev.
Neo4j @neo4j
47K Followers 4K Following The World's Leading Graph Intelligence Platform https://t.co/XrnpLCVglr. Our community: https://t.co/mWzXAcVzve Same handle on all other platforms.
Karin Wolok-Berkowitz @karinwolok
2K Followers 1K Following A person who does things at places w people Community @torq_io- also DevRel Community consulting https://t.co/CH5nI1Cy8q - formerly @StarTreeData @neo4j
Michael Hunger 🇪�... @mesirii
5K Followers 757 Following Happy dad of 3 girls GraphAddict @neo4j JavaChampion Code https://t.co/yHh2uGuhq3 Words https://t.co/erpiQ4BY9W Network https://t.co/s6kf1x88G8
Siob, Princess of Yor... @Sillyshib
47K Followers 23K Following Ain’t going to sugar coat it for you! Rearing a future man. Diamond hard Remainer. I'm a Trekkie. 360 degree woke. Not a fan of right wing thinking
Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 �... @Haggis_UK
98K Followers 7K Following News & politics videos. Rugby, F1, Golf & MotoGP fan. RTs not an endorsement. **Taking a break**
David Allen @mdavidallen
1K Followers 716 Following Senior Director, Developer Advocacy for @grafana | Prev: @neo4j, fintech startups, @MITREcorp | community builder, people matter | he/him
Graham Simpson @grahambsi
32K Followers 7K Following I’m no longer on ‘X’ I tried to deactivate but it won’t recognise my password so I’ll just delete the app. There will be no more posts.
Luanne Misquitta @luannem
1K Followers 554 Following Engineering leader. Foodie, Techie, Chocoholic, Neo4j fan. Author of Neo4j: The Definitive Guide. https://t.co/IPJEQi9OE1
Natalie Bennett @natalieben
171K Followers 129K Following Green Party peer. Leader 2012-16. https://t.co/Y7MjTeIaf9 Prmted by CWilliams on bhf of Green Party, PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ
Nick Reeves #RejoinEU... @nickreeves9876
67K Followers 33K Following For most of recorded history, humans have been ruled by despots. Democracy is a rare and precious gift. It must be defended.
Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF
64K Followers 20K Following Founder of Save British Farming, campaigning to join the Single Market to Save British Food and food security.
Philip Rathle @prathle
2K Followers 247 Following CTO @ Neo4j. Helping the world to connect all-of-the dots.
Mike Holden @MikeHolden42
16K Followers 6K Following Endorsed by the World's Biggest manbaby & ex-President of the US. Mastodon: @[email protected]
Spanish Dan @SpanishDan1
25K Followers 8K Following Brexit is just wrong . very proud anti- Zionist anti genocide anti starvation anti murder any theft of property
dale @daleverett
2K Followers 2K Following Founder @evokoa_ai | @fdotinc Check out our launch: https://t.co/Osu8LGArWL https://t.co/Iwh1ZrsHcf
Chase @sntxcy4
50 Followers 1K Following - Agentic Systems Builder | I design and ship AI workflows, tools, and infrastructure https://t.co/jFL47pEMyg
Sreedhar Busanelli @Busanelli
267 Followers 5K Following Dad, Husband and Technologist. PS: My opinions are entirely mine, they do not reflect my employer’s.
gdotv - the graph dat... @gdotv_ltd
196 Followers 93 Following Do more with your graph technology: gdotv helps you visualize your graph data, write and debug queries, track your data model + more. Try it out for yourself!
yemre @agenticn3rd
144 Followers 3K Following Istanbul-based developer building practical AI agents, local-first tools, and industrial systems.
Axel @AxelGrille
155 Followers 226 Following
tpcourtney @amb_alina_
9 Followers 57 Following glitter in my veins, fire in my soul ✨🔥 gentle energy, unbreakable spirit
renshao @renshao0701
0 Followers 140 Following
claire18 💞 @clairep1ks
16 Followers 746 Following New on X trynna make older men slide in my dmssss (dont be a creep tho xD)
Crypto₿owzer @cryptobowzer
253 Followers 2K Following #₿itcoin The greatest trick the computer dev ever did was convincing the world he didn't exist!
Hussain Sheikh @huss_ai_nsheikh
3K Followers 6K Following Stock investor and EV enthusiast. Strategic wealth-building. Diving deep into options trading, $NVDA and $TSLA.
TACITUS ◳ Conflict ... @TacitusmeAI
6 Followers 431 Following TACITUS ◳ Helping AI (and humans) reason about conflict and human friction.
DA Ha Hyperautomation @DaHa_Moment1
155 Followers 3K Following Da Lingustics, c store hyperautomation. When are you going to have your DAHA moment
Gina @anitanays
1K Followers 4K Following U.S. (naturalized after obtaining a green card through investment immigration) Get Greencard in 2020
Susan Gao @amiyuzugeru
902 Followers 2K Following Foodie who enjoys travel, golf, great wine, and fantastic friends! #Maketheworldabetterplace
LMHub @Likeminded144
0 Followers 79 Following Collaborating with AI tools to unlock endless possibilities
fuji @fuji_san_noboru
214 Followers 7K Following
Alt.Edwinbarnesc @altedwinbarnesc
144 Followers 1K Following Alt of @edwinbarnesc for AI-first coding. Building TMC 2.0 as a Relentlessly Resourceful CRUD Monkey
Mahmoud Ahmed @MahmoudAD22
29 Followers 885 Following
hella @hellaxbt
2K Followers 5K Following systems builder | @getmoneycats team | @swan | go-to-your-box guy
ELON REVEE MUSK @Natasha79588820
65 Followers 349 Following
░a░l░p░h░a�... @protoagent
71 Followers 8K Following C#, llm, Agentic AI enthusiast (only retweets here)
Sanket @practicalsanket
208 Followers 5K Following Agentic AI, Local LLMs, OpenClaw, Agent Swarms and much more. Exciting times to be alive. Let’s build real stuff 🚀
Jacek @stackpointer_is
2K Followers 7K Following It's 5:50am. do you know where your stack pointer is? Software Developer going Entrepreneur.
Emma Smith @Emmasmith211286
19 Followers 1K Following "Living in France | Passionate about history and women's culture | Lover of stories about connections and relationships | Exploring the world one moment at a ti
Cyber Scallywags @CyberScallywags
5 Followers 26 Following
Janell @Janell37126757
335 Followers 2K Following nvidia reform Jewish descent golf farm 🌻🌻🌻🌻🚫Porn 🚫 Cryptocurrency 🚫 Marketin
John Okorie @johokorie
67 Followers 843 Following Passionate about building innovative product and sharing knowledge. Let's build a better future together.
Joel Taliaferro @joel_taliaferro
127 Followers 234 Following Finance guy. Tech enthusiast. Cereal connoisseur. Securities offered through LPL Financial Member SIPC. https://t.co/DxFfXNZchV
Peter Joslyn @PeterUnprompted
40 Followers 317 Following Lead SWE by day. Founder @BluegrassAI. Building Agentic #AI automation + #Digital Ecosystems. Dropping unprompted takes on all things tech. 🚀
basithali kamil @BasithaliK
650 Followers 4K Following 2️⃣ 🚀 Built £100 K client SaaS → now launching my own AI tools | ⚡ 7-day MVP sprints | 👨👧👦 Family-fuelled founder
GAGAN @mrraam06
6 Followers 127 Following
L.ore @LBDSMore
5 Followers 102 Following Language learning app of the future. https://t.co/8HsShwLHod.More
Georgi Gerganov @ggerganov
62K Followers 292 Following 24th at the Electrica puzzle challenge | building https://t.co/baTQS2bL7I | engineer @huggingface
Julien Chaumond @julien_c
77K Followers 1K Following Co-founder and CTO at @huggingface 🤗. ML/AI for everyone, building products to propel communities fwd. @Stanford + @Polytechnique
Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys
907K Followers 1 Following Art, activism and accountability 🐴. All our work is funded by the public, no big donors. Become a supporter or buy our new book, link below👇. DMs open 📩
The Europeans @TheEuropeansHQ
5K Followers 1K Following Non-partisan defence of Europeans' common interest. Join the fight for a continent that embraces its history and acts in unity. https://t.co/M4iuxvmYUN
Anthropic @AnthropicAI
1.4M Followers 2 Following We're an AI safety and research company that builds reliable, interpretable, and steerable AI systems. Talk to our AI assistant @claudeai on https://t.co/FhDI3KQh0n.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor... @AOC
12.7M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Guild Wars @GuildWars
32K Followers 2 Following Guild Wars Reforged is the latest update of the 20-year-old MMORPG that offers controller support & all the content at one low price. https://t.co/H5qTld6SdX
Guild Wars 2 @GuildWars2
346K Followers 189 Following Guild Wars 2 is an online RPG with fast-paced combat, immersive stories, stunning landscapes, 2 PvP modes & more! Play free at https://t.co/jQ75EkoQ2D
Steve Jones @antoniosteve
14K Followers 3K Following Work in polling. All tweets personal opinion only. Always pro-EU. Currently rate-limited.
The Eye @TheEye02715156
164 Followers 130 Following Retired Tax Advisor advising Gov Dept's across Whitehall. DoE, HMRC and MOJ for 35 years. Now able to speak the truth free of paralysing political correctness.Trends for United States
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