Jeremy Tinley @techwolf359
Principal Systems Architect for Etsy. Co-author of "High Performance MySQL, 4th edition" Drinker of wine. Consumer of chocolate. Maker of Dad Jokes. Seattle, WA Joined March 2009-
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@mipsytipsy C’mon, Observability is just Nagios and SMS. :troll:
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@jeremycole No joke about being tired?
It was an honor being adopted by you. Goodbye my friend.
@stevemcghee If system HP < 20%, use HP potion.
@lawrjones @incident_io Fixed: “Don’t build anything for devs that don’t practice empathy.”
@peterejhamilton I know there are compromised account lists. I wonder if yesterday was one of the top ones.
Jeremy Tinley retweeted
A follower recently shared that their DevRel team is sadly disbanding. If you have open DevRel positions, please comment below. I've directed them to this post to stay updated, as they're not yet able to discuss this publicly just yet.
This was the best bad choice I’ve made in a while. French toast with milk and white chocolate chips, brownie, chocolate sauce, and cream.
OH: Request timeout: aka the Irish Goodbye
I am once again reminding everyone in tech, don't get paged for things you can't take action on.
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