Are the class 701s in service yet? @701updates
Updates about whether the Alstom/Bombardier class 701 trains for South Western Railway are in service. Technically not satire. Wimbledon Traincare Depot Joined April 2022-
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@ThymeyWhimey also hey mike
Yes (technically)
@ThymeyWhimey once a day to keep a promise
I never thought the day would come. I really didn’t. It shook me to my core. I thought it was impossible to bridge the gap between delusions and reality. But here we are. The class 701 is now in service.
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