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"Professional programmers" focusing on CrowdStrike disassembly/language is a coping mechanism that protects them from realizing that there is a remotely updated 3rd party kernel module that is deployed on significant part of the world. That is why real postmortems are important.
My cover for today's A.I. issue of The New Yorker more: christophniemann.com/detail/nyercov…
Who was the greatest artist of the 20th century? People talk about Picasso and Dalí, but here's a name you probably haven't heard: Hasui Kawase, the last master of Japanese ukiyo-e. It sounds oddly specific, but no other artist in history was so good at depicting the weather...
Am celebrating the big 80 by attending final arguments in the Harris County election challenge case.
The Programmers’ Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy
Once (2002) I had a student who hadn't learned to write well. We struggled 3 semesters in a row over composition, revision, everything. Inexplicable diction, rambling sentences, formless paragraphs, theses that tripped over their own dull incoherence. But then one day...
One of the things that I think is sad about the decimation of Twitter eng is that Twitter was doing a lot of interesting (and high ROI) engineering work that, at younger companies, is mostly outsourced to "the cloud" or open source projects A few examples off the top of my head:
Batman: The Silent Motion Picture "Opening Credits/A Night in Gotham" (1/60)
Omdat sciencefictionschrijver Douglas Adams op 25 mei 2001 overleed, vieren we sindsdien de Dag van de Handdoek. Hoe dat precies zit en wat een handdwaal is, leest u in Terug in de Taal. #handdoek #towelday #DouglasAdams #handdwaal #dwaal #dweil ivdnt.org/actueel/woorde…
A few takes on how hardcore @TwitterEng has been. Let's talk about @finagle and Scala for a minute.
May I invite you to a fun thread about a delightful quirk of relativity theory? Starting with a simple fact about rotations, I’ll hope to give you some intuition about something that’s considered wildly counterintuitive: velocity addition. Intrigued? Buckle up!
50 Jahre «Smoke On The Water»: Das berühmteste Feuer der Musikgeschichte @MontreuxJazz srf.ch/kultur/musik/5…
A surprising and undervalued aspect of mastery comes from narrow-scope "microskills". In software, these would be things like - Python list comprehensions - Grep flags - Debugging specific error messages - Using a window manager We can, and should, do targeted training.
Agility ≠ Speed "Teams have created currencies of story points and have ritualised development velocity. They have mistaken a weak proxy measure as a meaningful system of estimation, an indication of progress and a mark of quality. This is not agility." kevlinhenney.medium.com/agility-speed-…
Olivia @0uap2V7R40u1i
39 Followers 890 Following
Øredev @oredev
4K Followers 4K Following Øredev is an International conference for software developers, taking place in Malmö, Sweden! Mark your calendar for this year's edition: 4-6 November 2026 🌟
Luna @Sheesles134907
0 Followers 46 Following
The Fat Culkin Brothe... @broomtorowicz
635 Followers 2K Following part roy kent, part ted lasso, forgotten culkin brother.
Serokell @serokell
7K Followers 5K Following The most bizarre company with brave ideas of functional programming application. #DAML #Haskell #Nix #Elixir #Rust #Agda #ML #AI
John Coghlan @john_cogs
8K Followers 4K Following Family, surfing, community at @gitlab. Order varies depending on the waves | he/him
Veronika Romashkina @vrom911
3K Followers 693 Following 💻 Software Engineer (FP) 🦄 Creator @kowainik 🖋 @bind_the_gap 👩🏫 #Learn4Haskell 🍷 You can sponsor me on GitHub: https://t.co/BjVCyBuF9R
OurTechLegacy.org �... @ourtechlegacy
201 Followers 1K Following We help enterprises minimise their energy consumption through awareness, education and action - Collectively reducing the impact we have on the planet.
John Arundel @bitfield
94K Followers 88K Following Go/Rust writer and teacher 🦀. Programming is fun, and you should have fun! Join my Code Club for free Rust + Go learning resources ↓
EventModeling @EventModeling
6K Followers 5K Following Event Modeling describes systems for all roles in an organization: workflows, coupling & complexity for estimating, building, scaling, & maintaining.
Anchorfonts @anchorfonts
110 Followers 645 Following Anchor Fonts scours the internet for quality free fonts that you can download by a single click. Including completely legal, bold, light, regular, italic fonts.
Flynn Bear @FlynnTheBear
35K Followers 38K Following Follow Flynn on his travels around the world. Can you get a selfie with Flynn? 🇬🇧
Dropkiq @LiquidDropkiq
74 Followers 1K Following Write complex Liquid statements with ease. Dropkiq Autocompletion gives your users the confidence they need to write their statements correctly the first time.
Thorsten Brunzendorf @thbrunzendorf
421 Followers 670 Following It's not only about clear code & better tests but even more about products meeting needs of humans. Collaboration, feedback & learning are necessary for both.
Balkrishna Rawool @BalaRawool
585 Followers 276 Following Java | Spring | OOP & FP | Software Engineer @ingnl
Rick Hightower @RickHigh
2K Followers 592 Following Java Champion: Poet, Cold Stone Coder. Creator: Boon & QBit. Streaming Microservices advocate. AWS, Kafka, Scala, Devops, Arch. Lifter. Krav Maga enthusiast
C64Audio / 8-Bit Symp... @C64Audio
4K Followers 2K Following Video Game music publisher since 1994. Working hard to make the improbable come true including books, recordings + live concerts! #C64 #8Bit #VGM #8BitSymphony
Judicael P. - Myagile... @myagilepartner
2K Followers 4K Following Agile coach - Agile transforms our life and I hope to be craftsman of this change :) #agile #scrum #agilecoach #agilecoaching #scrummaster #productowner
DevOpsChat @devops_chat
2K Followers 4K Following We integrate people that love DevOps! A powerful community to develop and levelling your skills, collaborate with your ideas and integrate with code lovers.
Zappadan @zappadan
1K Followers 1K Following Your Twitter Home For The Annual Blogswarm Tribute To Frank Zappa
Software Defined Deli... @SDDManifesto
470 Followers 328 Following Software Defined Delivery Manifesto, see https://t.co/pl6LmSuIhi
LIVE 2021 @liveprog2021
233 Followers 278 Following Workshop on live programming, coming to a conference near you soon. Brought to you by @brianhempel and @samlau95.
Inspiration Duck @inspirationduck
543 Followers 1K Following Your daily source of inspirational duck tweets.
Lea Dunning @LeaDunning2
479 Followers 2K Following Beauty Comedy Creators and Developers eSports eSports News Food Gaming Music Music Music Vloggers YouTube YouTube
Boys Without Brains (... @bwbgames
513 Followers 917 Following #Games 🕹 studio from the Netherlands 🇳🇱 #Commodore64 #CommodoreAmiga Our games: #hawkeye #flimbosquest #disposablehero #supertrucker #helirescue #c64
Jaelschuyer @JaelJaelschuyer
10 Followers 48 Following
Java @Java_Java9
334 Followers 455 Following Here to share events, tutorials, courses, books... related to #Java
estherderby 🌻 @estherderby
20K Followers 11K Following Coach and consultant. Helping ppl create work environments that are humane and productive. estherderby on linkedin & at mstdn dot social and bsky
Jonathan @ghio_MemSQL
367 Followers 4K Following Empowering every organization to become a real-time enterprise.
Floppy Disk Fever - f... @FloppyTotaal
497 Followers 939 Following 💾 Floppy Totaal is a Rotterdam-based research project that investigates the reuse and re-purposing of 'outdated' technology as a cultural phenomenon. 💾
Jaseem Abid 🫡 @jab... @jaseemabid
3K Followers 2K Following Yet another 💻 nerd on the internet. 🎾 🥾 🏔 🏎 📚 🚲 🦀. Previously @recursecenter @monzo @apple & 🫡 @twitter .
Datazenit @datazenit
4K Followers 5K Following Modern MySQL and PostgreSQL administration tool. Built for for developers, DBAs and data analysts. Website: https://t.co/NqYBvJdwvS
Purely Functional λ @purelyfunc
7K Followers 8K Following We admire functional programming. #haskell #scala #fsharp #clojure #lisp
Anthony Dymoke-Bradsh... @akldb1
44 Followers 745 Following
ŞEREF AVCI @SEREF_AVCI
15 Followers 2K Following
cloudem.us iOS emu @pocketga_me
321 Followers 2K Following Helping you play your fav NES, SNES, GameBoy (and more!) games on all iOS devices, no jailbreak, hacks, or app installs required. Start for free at our website!
CoderConference @CoderConference
1K Followers 2K Following The #Chicago #Coder #Conference helps support and promote the #Chicagoland area’s #technology #community,
jClarity - Microsoft @jclarity
1K Followers 1K Following jClarity is now part of Microsoft. Read the blog: https://t.co/u1KLbQwVfJ Follow @JavaAtMicrosoft
Nana bitch @sdfew9
270 Followers 2K Following Whore loves sex in order to follow not know you and I practice with him sex
Ronald van Aken @RonaldVanAken
64 Followers 642 Following “The problem is never how to get the new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out.”
Parens of the Dead @parensofthedead
950 Followers 868 Following A screencast series of zombie-themed games written with Clojure and ClojureScript.
Mark Terranova @MarkDude
621 Followers 1K Following Lover of; Community, people (most), #FOSS, & Linux. #Feminist. Fedoran. Still learning. Follow @theCommunitizer for less Tech bs. #ThumbBiter. Opinions=mine:)
Libraries.io @librariesio
2K Followers 901 Following Discover open source libraries to use in your software projects and be notified of new releases to keep your applications up to date, a project from @tidelift
dimitrisDoutsiopoulos @dDoutsiopoulos
408 Followers 311 Following International Event & Commercial Photographer & DP•IG: @dimitrisdoutsiopoulos|Official 📸 Devoxx UK,GR,BE,MA,PO,VoxxedDays Thessaloniki,Zurich,Luxembourg & more
Andrey Belyaev @belyaev_andrey
582 Followers 449 Following Product Manager @ JetBrains Opinions are my own
Evgeny Zaharchenko @ezaharchenko
104 Followers 421 Following Working on @intellijidea Ultimate at @JetBrains
Danica Fine @TheDanicaFine
2K Followers 327 Following Opinions my own. Developer Advocate. 🥑 ❄️ https://t.co/bYTfXzjNpI
DevoxxFR @DevoxxFR
16K Followers 225 Following 🤖 Devoxx France 🤖 Conférence pour les développeurs & développeuses 📍 Paris Palais des Congrès 📆 RDV du 7 au 9 avril 2027 pour la 15ème édition !
Daniel Garnier-Moirou... @kehrlann
1K Followers 374 Following Software engineer. Contributor @SpringSecurity. Former @pivotallabs. Adj professor @Mines_Paris. Follow me here 🦋 https://t.co/Ezzf9mTCx3
Tim te Beek @TimteBeek
788 Followers 221 Following Staff software engineer at Moderne, where I'm the community lead for OpenRewrite.
Coen Eggenkamp @CoenEggenkamp
710 Followers 1K Following Roeicoach, commentator bij Eurosport, stukjesschrijver. No-nonsens. Word blij van leuke mensen, water en eilanden
Grzegorz Piwowarek @pivovarit
4K Followers 1K Following Distributed systems, performance & AI (no hype) I break things so you don’t have to Java Champion · Oracle ACE Lead @vavr_io · @WarszawaJUG
Pat Helland @PatHelland
5K Followers 1K Following Building distributed systems & databases since 1978. Now at Salesforce. Dropped out of UC Irvine in 1976. Write for ACM Queue & blog @ https://t.co/MYYTVzxjyj
Nikita Koval @nkoval_
860 Followers 167 Following Concurrency, JVM, and Debugging expert. Teaching concurrency.
Shermin Amiri @SherminAmiri
10K Followers 2K Following Publicist | Senior advisor & researcher | Iran & Middle East
(((K⭕P⭕Hart))) @hartkp
509 Followers 1K Following I am a mathematician / Eg e' matematiker (https://t.co/Pcx0zcQYtK or @hartkp.bsky.social) Also: mathsplainer
Hilko Janssen | Car P... @hilkojj
12K Followers 337 Following Making a game where you pave automotive paradise "Car Park Capital" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ➡️ Wishlist on Steam! https://t.co/d9gJOKDXQz https://t.co/5vbijaNP9L
Isa Yusibov 🇪🇺 ... @Isa_Yusibov
68K Followers 7K Following Eurasia Geopolitical Risk Analyst/ Former Senior Foreign Affairs & Defense Policy Adviser @ Dutch Parliament 🇳🇱 / Chessmaster, feminist, atheist, idealist/
Rob Jetten @RobJetten
99K Followers 2K Following Minister-president | Partijleider D66 | beheer door teamD66
Jonathan Giles @JonathanGiles
6K Followers 55 Following Principal Java Architect for libraries @Microsoft and a @Java_Champions. Previous: Consulting Member of Technical Staff on @Java at Oracle/Sun Microsystems
okazakitomohiro @oo_kk_aa
53K Followers 532 Following graphic designer at Design studio SWIMMING in TOKYO JAPAN / アイデンティティ・印刷物・映像・展覧会など視覚経験要素のデザインを中心に、文化と経済の両輪に接して仕事をしています。デザインの仕事が好きです。
Jeffrey, The JFR Anal... @jeffrey_analyst
52 Followers 2 Following Leveraging my expertise, I'm here to collaborate with you on seeking of performance gaps in your Java applications. Let's play and learn together!
Vasco Veloso @vveloso
123 Followers 122 Following A helicopter view of life and tech. More tech, really. @[email protected]
Philip Riecks @rieckpil
5K Followers 638 Following Testing Spring Boot Applications Can Be Joyful - Let Me Show You How 🍃
Andrey Breslav @abreslav
15K Followers 224 Following Founder of @codespeak_dev | Was in charge of creating Kotlin
KotlinConf @kotlinconf
21K Followers 2 Following A conference about everything @Kotlin. Brought to you by @JetBrains. KotlinConf 2026 will take place in Munich, Germany on May 20–22, 2026.
Richard Wiseman @RichardWiseman
121K Followers 318 Following Personal account of psychologist, author and magician Richard Wiseman.
There is no cat in th... @Thereisnocat_
744K Followers 34 Following Wishlist my game! - Other accs I run: @catworkers @translatedcats.
50 MPH @50MPHPod
863 Followers 107 Following A one-of-a-kind podcast dedicated to the making and legacy of director Jan de Bont's 1994 summer blockbuster SPEED. Hosted by @kristapley.
Martijn van der Linde... @pmvdlinden
4K Followers 1K Following Senior woordvoerder VluchtelingenWerk Nederland | Tweets op eigen titel
Martijn de Riet @mdradvies
7K Followers 2K Following Building engineer gone rogue. Co-owner of @bimforce, information specialist, IFC weirdo, Revit guru. Was right at least once M: @[email protected]
TracketPacer @TracketPacer
67K Followers 407 Following 🚀 rockit network engineer | 👩🏼💻🛜professional wire gremlin | she/her (pronouns just to trigger u)
davidlowemusic @davidlowemusic2
3K Followers 268 Following Composer BBC News, Countryfile, The One Show, Grand Designs Touch and Go "Would You...? Arranger/Producer Antiques Roadshow, Panorama, BBC Election Theme
Chris Power @typecraft_dev
21K Followers 416 Following Husband and father of three. I use Arch (btw). I’m good at computer
U.S. Graphics Company @usgraphics
62K Followers 488 Following Engineering graphics. Check out our new typeface, Berkeley Mono → https://t.co/dUqr2XX9Wm
Arnon Grunberg @arnonyy
32K Followers 798 Following The official Arnon Grunberg Twitter, with daily links to his blog posts, activities, and occasional messages about Lacan and capitalism
Flatbush Cats @flatbushcats
20K Followers 108 Following Tired of overcrowded animal shelters? Help us keep veterinary care affordable in Brooklyn:
Bibliofilie @bibliofilie
6K Followers 1K Following Vooral boeken en muziek, maar ik tweet over alles wat ik interessant vind.
Lisa Westerveld 🟥 @Lisawesterveld
54K Followers 2K Following Tweede Kamerlid Progressief Nederland - Jeugdhulp, GGZ, Gehandicaptenbeleid, toeslagenaffaire, Asiel & Migratie. Actief op BlueSky.
David Roberts @drvolts
201K Followers 3K Following I run a newsletter/podcast called Volts about clean energy & politics. Subscribe & join the community at https://t.co/mAVggtRfoE! (@volts.wtf on bsky, ahem.)
Roelant Siekman🌱�... @RoelantSiekman
2K Followers 405 Following “Mens, zie de mens” | "Wie te dicht op de olifant staat ziet alleen maar grijs." | Pragmatische idealist | Gelukzoeker | Empathie | Dochters | Wijkraadslid
Kees Boonman @keesboonman
20K Followers 1K Following politiek journalist/political correspondent/o.m. elke zaterdagochtend #Nieuwsweekend @NPORadio1 @OmroepMax /voormalig docent-lecturer @UniLeiden @LUC_the_Hague
Stephen Hopkins @phil_lol_ogist
10K Followers 2K Following Asst Prof (Old English & Old Norse). Book: TRANSLATING HELL (2026) Phil-lol-ogist, word-lover, pun-makar, collector of dictionaries, glamorer of grammar. He/his
Radio Jingles Online @jingles_online
575 Followers 786 Following Est. 2001, the home of The BIGGEST Jingle Archive Online covering the 1950s to the present day. To trade: [email protected]
Songfestival Weblog @songfestivalNL
5K Followers 111 Following Nederlandstalige website met nieuws over #songfestival sinds 2003 en ook op X, Facebook, Instagram en Bluesky te vinden. Mediapartner Eurovison in Concert
Petri Häkkinen @petrih3
2K Followers 44 Following Designer & programmer of Legend of Grimrock and Druidstone. Currently working on The Fall of the Black Mage (VIC-20) and Alan Wake 2.
Geschiedenis | Histor... @historiek
11K Followers 2K Following Geïnteresseerd in geschiedenis? Volg ons en geef je Twitterfeed een historische impuls. Het twitter-account van online geschiedenismagazine Historiek
Hidde Bouwmeester @H_Bouwmeester
17K Followers 4K Following Freelance historicus. Schrijft analyses op website, werkt met donaties: https://t.co/6eNTptPDLU Updates: https://t.co/GRgaSPHJBz


























